Sometime between 4-6am: Hear little footsteps walking into our bedroom. Lean over, grab Fen, throw him in the middle and go back to sleep.
6:05am: Go put paci back in.
6:30am: Daisy is officially past the little fussy sounds and is full on screaming. Time for a bottle.
6:40am: Tiptoe out of bed so I don't wake up Fen. Pee, brush teeth, put on glasses. Head to kitchen to heat bottles.
6:45am: Change Daisy's diaper and get her dressed for the day if I'm feeling really enthusiastic.
6:50am: Change Dalton's diaper and get him dressed for the day if I dressed Daisy.
6:55am: Feed Daisy then put her in rock n play.
7:15ish or whenever I'm done feeding Daisy: Feed Dalton then put him in rock n play.
7:30ish: Drink coffee in peace while watching Good Morning America unless Fen is up. If Fen is up, fix chocolate milk and breakfast while watching Goofy Baby or Minnie's Picnic for the 100th time (all the while, Daisy is usually screaming crying this entire time).
8am: Put a load of clothes in the laundry if I want to have enough burp cloths to last a day. Prepare bottles for the day.
8:15am: Put babies down for nap.
8:18am: Go clean up Daisy's spit up in her crib that usually happens within the first 5 minutes of putting her down.
8:20am: Play with Fen, eat, or take him out in the backyard if I feel like being the best mom ever. Watch tv if I'm feeling mediocre.
At this point, I'm either cleaning, loading or unloading the dishwasher, switching the laundry load, or let's face it snapchatting while Fen plays.
10am: Change Daisy's diaper.
10:05am: Change Dalton's diaper.
10:10am: Feed Daisy.
10:30am: Feed Dalton.
10:45am: Fen snack.
11:00am: Get dressed for the day if I decide to get out of pajamas.
11:15am: Put babies down for nap.
11:18am: Go clean up Daisy's spit up in her crib.
11:30am: Straighten house and the bajillion toys. Switch laundry load/fold clothes and put away. THERE IS ALWAYS A LOAD OF LAUNDRY TO BE WASHED. ALWAYS.
12:00pm: Fix lunch and eat with Fen. Slam head against wall as I put on Mickey again while I fix lunch. If I get lucky, Fen will want The Wizard of Oz or Winnie the Pooh.
12:30pm: Make phone calls for doctors appointments/insurance issues/look at calendar. Get mad because I always seem to do this while people are closed for lunch. Will I ever learn? Nope.
1:00pm: Change Daisy's diaper.
1:05pm: Change Dalton's diaper.
1:10pm: Feed Daisy.
1:30pm: Feed Dalton.
1:45pm: Put Fen down for nap.
2:00pm: Straighten up the den. Clean up lunch/do dishes/load dishwasher.
2:15pm: Put babies down for nap.
2:18pm: Clean Daisy's spit up.
2:20pm: Do one more load of laundry if I'm behind.
2:30pm: All my kids are asleep. Mess around on phone. Make phone calls. Clean. Get dinner prepped/ready. Read my bible and devo. Watch a show if I'm feeling like I deserve a reward (haha, only kidding. Well, sorta).
3:00-3:30ish: Fen wakes up. Cuddle time on the couch. He will immediately want a snack.
4:00pm: Change Daisy's diaper.
4:05pm: Change Dalton's diaper.
4:10pm: Feed Daisy.
4:30pm: Feed Dalton.
4:45pm: Start asking Josh when he will be home. At this point, I need to mentally prepare if I'm going to have an adult conversation in the next hour or so or if he will be late. After I find out the answer, Fen and I usually scramble around the house and clean before J gets home.
5:15pm: Put babies down for nap, and start cooking dinner.
5:30-6pm: Usually Josh gets home at some point and takes Fen outside to shoot hoops or play.
6-6:15pm: Eat dinner after the boys are done playing.
6:45pm: Bathe Fen and one baby at a time. The bath assembly line is the sweetest and most stressful part of the day. I can't wait until the babies can sit up and bathe together. Fun times to be had by all :)
7:10pm: Josh gets Fen dressed in pajamas while I finish getting the babies dressed and ready for bed.
7:30pm: Josh and I both feed a baby at the same time.
8ish: Put babies in their cribs for the night.
8:30ish: Josh puts Fen to bed while I prep bottles for the night/next morning, clean the kitchen, finish laundry if I'm not done folding and putting it away. Sometimes I am washing the same load for the second or third time if I let it sit too long and it's STANKY.
8:45pm: At this point I debate going out to Target or Publix by myself, but staying home usually wins.
9pm: Either watch tv (football) with Josh or get in bed to watch my own shows or read. Most of the time watching Reign wins over watching football AGAIN.
11:00pm: Usually I am asleep by now. If not, I'm usually laying down filled with anxiety that in just a few, short hours I'll be awake again feeding my little nocturnal angels.
1-2am: Daisy usually cries to let me know it's time for her to eat. Dalton usually seems fine like he could sleep longer, but I go ahead and feed him anyway.
Repeat cycle of Fen getting in our bed early in the morning. Pray like crazy that the weekend comes soon!